Friday, December 16, 2005

Things I've Learned

When a woman complains they are too busy and have no time for anything and then go on at length to describe what was on Oprah that day, never say, I thought you didn't have time to do anything. Not Good

Also when a woman says don't get me anything for Christmas. What she really means is you better get me something for Christmas and if you don't, I'm shipping you out to Iraq.

1 comment:

jamie said...

OK this made me laugh!!!! Logical question on your behalf, I thought, but hey, there's just no understanding these women!!! LOL!!!

So, what WAS on Oprah??? :-)